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you noticed things. they watch CNN. we translate.

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> You know about ██████████ and the ████ ██████. Your mom knows about Wheel of Fortune.

> Pick who you're talking to, paste what you want to say (or describe the situation), and get back lines a normie can actually hear. No judgment. The translator is one of us.

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